you’re all a bunch of fuckin’ idiots!

October 17th, 2014

bad medicinerand paul must be one kinky fetishista if he thinks “sexually transmitted disease” when he hears about ebola’s bodily fluids.

“oh there ain’t no other way
baby I was born this way
baby I was born this way…”

new skin for the old ceremony

September 25th, 2014

fearmercifully this “ambush” did not occur in florida otherwise those who felt “in danger” who’ve simply simply pulled out a fire arm and stood their ground against progress…

“idiot wind blowing every time your move your mouth
blowing down the backroads heading south
idiot wind blowing every time you move your teeth
you’re an idiot babe
it’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe”

bring the boys back home?

September 12th, 2014

bombs awayperhaps the united states government could work on adhering to it’s own laws rather than pursuing further constraints to the freedom of others? at the very least by allowing citizenry to run off and join terrorists organizations there could be a steady supply of additional targets for drone strikes. beyond that why is it desirable to keep these people in the homeland…aren’t they being fought “over there” so they don’t need to be fought “over here”?

from sea to shining sea…

May 29th, 2014

bowelapparently asperger’s syndrome is now the affluent euphemism for totally fucking crazy; clearly keeping up with the jones and societal appearances doesn’t lend itself to stigmatizing labels such as schizophrenic or antisocial but must the weirdos of the world that propel the other 99.7 forward of the bell be yoked to the east coast and left coast gun nuts?

i got my lunchbox and i’m armed real well

April 11th, 2014

enginedisregarding pretense and preening, there is perhaps no greater influence contributing to the continuation of the rock and roll experiment than the knights in satan’s service. certainly it was not the eagles that influenced a generation to rock and roll all night but what about they that erupted in the eighties and nineties? where is their influence felt and who twenty five years from now will be there to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? probably just deep purple…

“rock and roll is dead
must be something else instead…”

who the cap fit, let them wear it!

March 11th, 2014

ladieswhat word could be used to described an individual preoccupied with controlling the vocalizations of others? hmmm…

i’ve never heard so much shit in all my life!

December 20th, 2013

flameyou know about the blues…oh wait…riiiight it’s clear you don’t know a thing about what you’re talking about. must be that time of year because apparently the implication from these trenchant insights is that parents the world over miraculously change race every christmas to deliver the goods…c’mon, really, what color is the cough, cough santa claus in your household?

“you’re stupid,
you’re stupid,
you’re stupid,
hail to his majesty!”

you’ve painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair…

June 24th, 2013

bunga bungawhat happens at bunga bunga parties does not stay at bunga bunga parties…

“touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
i wanna be dirty
thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
creature of the night”


June 24th, 2013

sparkhow’s outsourcing of national security working out for the united states? no longer recruiting the best and brightest, like middle managers everywhere it’s just looking at the bottom line of budgets and getting the bare minimum to get the same money next budget cycle! clearly the educational system in the u.s. is failing to properly instruct it’s students in basic science topics like cause and effect since mr. snowden evidently didn’t anticipate the governmental responses to his “helping” of it’s citizenry. perhaps his predilection to pepsi can be converted into free soft drinks or refills for life as charles ramsey’s actions have resulted in burgers for life for him but it’s much more likely snowden’s “for life” will be his prison term without a computer, another interesting surprise to him given that computer criminals are typically restricted from using their weapon of choice. it appears that not every high school drop out is a genius, eh? maybe some google brain teasers could’ve teased him out of the employment pool since by default he’s in due to national security now being an opportunity to maximize profits.

a jumped up pantry boy…

June 11th, 2013

watchis it really that surprising government and business are working together against the interests of the citizenry in the name of the citizenry? no more surprising that another member of the tween generation can’t simply keep their mouth shut and do their job without making it all about them. if you don’t know want to know what is in the sausage, it’s best to not see how it’s being made let alone getting a job at the slaughterhouse. regardless if you want privacy in the digital age, you have to live an analog life.