we’re all living in amerika

November 17th, 2016

shower timeuntil recently, the people had had enough of new york because the last time something so unpredicted occurred, the people rejected a learned new york lawyer as well. the people subsequently didn’t go for the intellectual in preference for the war hero who had a few ideas of his own that he thought pertinent to share with the people. the people also preferred suave when presented and ultimately what looked good on television to what they heard. once again an erudite soothsayer cum businessman was passed over as was the party bag man along with a victim of a dirty yet winning playbook when given the choice of the disarmingly charming or criminally slick. again the people let thebag man pay the price for the authority above him but disarmingly charming always proves hard to resist…except when faced with the mental vacancy of hollywood. once more the people enjoyed that old dirty playbook yet quickly returned to the welcoming arms of disarmingly charming. eggheads may be popular, but they still aren’t more popular in the right places, where the people take pity on those with less learned minds. also the people still like suave and having tired of the war, rebuffed the war hero and still couldn’t understand barry goldwater well enough to think he could handle the top job, even if he could handle the olympics. so given all that, it really isn’t all that surprising that the people didn’t want to listen to an educated party pleasing new york lawyer when a charismatically charged character straight from the their multimedia mental meanderings played that winning playbook and was able tospeak their language, is it? isn’t it more surprising somebody from new york got elected…?

you’re all a bunch of fuckin’ idiots!

October 17th, 2014

bad medicinerand paul must be one kinky fetishista if he thinks “sexually transmitted disease” when he hears about ebola’s bodily fluids.

“oh there ain’t no other way
baby I was born this way
baby I was born this way…”

new skin for the old ceremony

September 25th, 2014

fearmercifully this “ambush” did not occur in florida otherwise those who felt “in danger” who’ve simply simply pulled out a fire arm and stood their ground against progress…

“idiot wind blowing every time your move your mouth
blowing down the backroads heading south
idiot wind blowing every time you move your teeth
you’re an idiot babe
it’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe”

bring the boys back home?

September 12th, 2014

bombs awayperhaps the united states government could work on adhering to it’s own laws rather than pursuing further constraints to the freedom of others? at the very least by allowing citizenry to run off and join terrorists organizations there could be a steady supply of additional targets for drone strikes. beyond that why is it desirable to keep these people in the homeland…aren’t they being fought “over there” so they don’t need to be fought “over here”?

from sea to shining sea…

May 29th, 2014

bowelapparently asperger’s syndrome is now the affluent euphemism for totally fucking crazy; clearly keeping up with the jones and societal appearances doesn’t lend itself to stigmatizing labels such as schizophrenic or antisocial but must the weirdos of the world that propel the other 99.7 forward of the bell be yoked to the east coast and left coast gun nuts?

i got my lunchbox and i’m armed real well

April 11th, 2014

enginedisregarding pretense and preening, there is perhaps no greater influence contributing to the continuation of the rock and roll experiment than the knights in satan’s service. certainly it was not the eagles that influenced a generation to rock and roll all night but what about they that erupted in the eighties and nineties? where is their influence felt and who twenty five years from now will be there to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? probably just deep purple…

“rock and roll is dead
must be something else instead…”

who the cap fit, let them wear it!

March 11th, 2014

ladieswhat word could be used to described an individual preoccupied with controlling the vocalizations of others? hmmm…

i’ve never heard so much shit in all my life!

December 20th, 2013

flameyou know about the blues…oh wait…riiiight it’s clear you don’t know a thing about what you’re talking about. must be that time of year because apparently the implication from these trenchant insights is that parents the world over miraculously change race every christmas to deliver the goods…c’mon, really, what color is the cough, cough santa claus in your household?

“you’re stupid,
you’re stupid,
you’re stupid,
hail to his majesty!”

you’ve painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair…

June 24th, 2013

bunga bungawhat happens at bunga bunga parties does not stay at bunga bunga parties…

“touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
i wanna be dirty
thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
creature of the night”

checkmate!

June 24th, 2013

sparkhow’s outsourcing of national security working out for the united states? no longer recruiting the best and brightest, like middle managers everywhere it’s just looking at the bottom line of budgets and getting the bare minimum to get the same money next budget cycle! clearly the educational system in the u.s. is failing to properly instruct it’s students in basic science topics like cause and effect since mr. snowden evidently didn’t anticipate the governmental responses to his “helping” of it’s citizenry. perhaps his predilection to pepsi can be converted into free soft drinks or refills for life as charles ramsey’s actions have resulted in burgers for life for him but it’s much more likely snowden’s “for life” will be his prison term without a computer, another interesting surprise to him given that computer criminals are typically restricted from using their weapon of choice. it appears that not every high school drop out is a genius, eh? maybe some google brain teasers could’ve teased him out of the employment pool since by default he’s in due to national security now being an opportunity to maximize profits.