easy rider

July 23rd, 2021

shave and a haircut

“you want me to blow your brains out? why don’t you get a haircut?”

there’s an expectation of being treated equally in the house of legislation as is in the so-called american anarchist fever dream by the name of portland? that’s a rather liberal supposition for a self described conservative…perhaps it’s not what you say but what you do that matters…or is it when, where and how it’s done…or is it, who you know…or is it, who you chose to listen to…or is it…

“get a haircut and get a real job
clean your act up and don’t be a slob”

looks like we made it…

January 20th, 2021

hit and run

“well, that was some weird shit.” ~ george w. bush

critical? prophetic? reflective? certainly applicable from the beginning to the end…but is it really over?

“balancing on a ledge, living on a razor’s edge…”

hi-yo silver! away!

December 19th, 2020

dance of deathbooze maybe recession proof, but will restaurants and bars survive a pandemic in which the sense of smell is sacrificed for the flavor of food?

but if you dig on vegan food
well come over to my work
i’ll have them cook you something
that you’ll really love…

whoa, woo!

caught in a bad romance

December 14th, 2020

presidential sealanother day, another electoral college reflecting the current will of the people and yet the question remains why it was that verily the response came to the inquiry…

“do you want somebody from new york to be setting the agenda for america…?” ~ mitch mcconell

…other than there was not a choice last time around?

greed is good

November 1st, 2017

underminethe privatization of cyberwarfare is so very american…make a buck if you can selling out your country and fellow citizen. perhaps the buying of influence in american politics no longer has to involve politicians and kickbacks, merely internet advertisements and an army of solipsistic media trolls goosing and juicing a citizenry ripe and receptive to psyoperative content.

so never mind the darkness
we still can find a way
cause nothin’ lasts forever…

we’re all living in amerika

November 17th, 2016

shower timeuntil recently, the people had had enough of new york because the last time something so unpredicted occurred, the people rejected a learned new york lawyer as well. the people subsequently didn’t go for the intellectual in preference for the war hero who had a few ideas of his own that he thought pertinent to share with the people. the people also preferred suave when presented and ultimately what looked good on television to what they heard. once again an erudite soothsayer cum businessman was passed over as was the party bag man along with a victim of a dirty yet winning playbook when given the choice of the disarmingly charming or criminally slick. again the people let thebag man pay the price for the authority above him but disarmingly charming always proves hard to resist…except when faced with the mental vacancy of hollywood. once more the people enjoyed that old dirty playbook yet quickly returned to the welcoming arms of disarmingly charming. eggheads may be popular, but they still aren’t more popular in the right places, where the people take pity on those with less learned minds. also the people still like suave and having tired of the war, rebuffed the war hero and still couldn’t understand barry goldwater well enough to think he could handle the top job, even if he could handle the olympics. so given all that, it really isn’t all that surprising that the people didn’t want to listen to an educated party pleasing new york lawyer when a charismatically charged character straight from the their multimedia mental meanderings played that winning playbook and was able tospeak their language, is it? isn’t it more surprising somebody from new york got elected…?

you’re all a bunch of fuckin’ idiots!

October 17th, 2014

bad medicinerand paul must be one kinky fetishista if he thinks “sexually transmitted disease” when he hears about ebola’s bodily fluids.

“oh there ain’t no other way
baby I was born this way
baby I was born this way…”

new skin for the old ceremony

September 25th, 2014

fearmercifully this “ambush” did not occur in florida otherwise those who felt “in danger” who’ve simply simply pulled out a fire arm and stood their ground against progress…

“idiot wind blowing every time your move your mouth
blowing down the backroads heading south
idiot wind blowing every time you move your teeth
you’re an idiot babe
it’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe”

bring the boys back home?

September 12th, 2014

bombs awayperhaps the united states government could work on adhering to it’s own laws rather than pursuing further constraints to the freedom of others? at the very least by allowing citizenry to run off and join terrorists organizations there could be a steady supply of additional targets for drone strikes. beyond that why is it desirable to keep these people in the homeland…aren’t they being fought “over there??? so they don’t need to be fought “over here????

from sea to shining sea…

May 29th, 2014

bowelapparently asperger’s syndrome is now the affluent euphemism for totally fucking crazy; clearly keeping up with the jones and societal appearances doesn’t lend itself to stigmatizing labels such as schizophrenic or antisocial but must the weirdos of the world that propel the other 99.7 forward of the bell be yoked to the east coast and left coast gun nuts?