Archive for May, 2006

oh, you have empty eyes!

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

what lonely vapid schleps are we that instantly express a truncated code of text so cloyingly described as a “message”, socially climbing atop our virtual communities by conspicuously consuming “friends” and logging our inanity for commentary. could societal anomie be any less evident than in our technology? “if jesus were alive today, he’d never stop […]

a rose is a rose is a rose

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

a culture of violence? the united states? certainly not! state sponsored execution, militarized political expression, pro-life murders, the sport of classmate killing and the rampant popularity of the police procedural cannot be used as evidence of a society obsessed with the infliction of abuse…no look to it’s idioms before condemning a civilization. only a culture […]

…i know it when i see it…

Monday, May 15th, 2006

can it be explained why a group would willingly come together to compete with others and label themselves knickerbockers? or why they would want to be associated with their sock color? what is the appeal of collectively being associated with a near-extinct native population, victims of cultural and ethnic genocide? does everybody secretly want to […]

where in hell are you from anyway, private?

Friday, May 5th, 2006

“there’s a place down there where the heads are square” ah, the mess that is texas. when the lone star state is thought of, clearly at the forefront of that thought is retardation; the state of the union is strong as long as texas is executing and electing retards. if, as gunny sargent hartman duly […]

no, ace. just you.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

is it to be believed that professor henry higgins has somehow transformed eliza blink-182 into a respectable musician? hardly…so who spiked delonge’s snapple? hasn’t anybody fessed up yet and let him know, “dude, it’s not you, it’s the drugs?” what else can account for the following grandiosity regarding his angels and airwaves: “[i’m] preparing the […]