Archive for June, 2006

the story you are about to hear is true…

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

how can the popularity of police procedurals, medical dramas and courtroom thrillers be explained? is murder entertainment? clearly this is so, but can the same be said of justice and surgery? apparently body mechanics, the science of semen-soaked chalk outlines and the interpretative defense and prosecution of the associated crimes and malpractices of the first […]

nothing better than a dealer who’s high…

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

“religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. it is the opium of the people” what can a dirty little german mind come up with next? nothing in comparison to american ingenuity! comrade karl must be turning in his grave with the bourgeois […]

baby, i’m a star

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

“well we’re big rock singers we got golden fingers and we’re loved everywhere we go we sing about beauty and we sing about truth at ten thousand dollars a show…” as the apotheosis of talentless hackery, the political pundit cum movie star is a beacon of fatuous demagoguery that the world’s citizenry are beholden to […]

more you drive, the less intelligent you are

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

were it not distasteful enough that mainstream media regularly and flippantly invoke the specter of nazi germany for fun and profit, but to use a mad-lib-like organizational structure to deconstruct is utterly loathsome. take for instance the following recently articulated absurdity : “see, when you take a little bit of truth and then you mix […]

i pity the poor immigrant…

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

resisting the temptation to be labeled unpatriotic, it cannot be said that the united states is progressive where immigration is concerned. whereas at one time it seemed that the triviality of aliens and other odd residencies down roswell’s way were below the conspicuous conscience of the north american south of canada mind, an old world […]

don’t panic

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

as postulated by douglas adams, the planet earth is nothing more than a large computer entrusted with the task of discerning the question to the ultimate answer, “42”. if this is the case, it is clear the united states must be the central processing unit of the planet earth given its preponderance for reducing the […]