all the boys think she’s a spy…

docilewigs and weaves…an exceptional artifice whose mainstream proliferation not so conspicuously disguises the socialized deficiencies engendered in today’s modern woman. just as there is a causal correlation between body fat and breast size, so too must it be acknowledged that to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, ad hoc the dearth of digestion produces a positive mental self assessment while negatively affecting the physical outgrowth of hair. as the amount of coercive and marketed force is exerted upon the female subject increases, the momentum produced is measurable in keratinized output, more specifically the lack therewith. given that an object in motion tends to stay in motion, avoidance of newtonian apples yields wig dependency in an effort to masquerade the inherent fallacy of thick hair and thin figure. especially odd is the preference to appear synthetically coiffed…has the barbie doll’s power of influence been so great that plastic hair is preferred to that of the body? if the proliferation of silicon breasts is any indication, apparently so…

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