Archive for January, 2007

now i lay me down to sleep…

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

what effect does it have on the psyche when before bed murder fills the mind? while certainly the black hats have always contributed to the decline of the global population, now the hero too must take life so as to have a defining character feature that puts him or her beyond the scope of ordinary […]

one of these things is not like the other…

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

what a dull, drab world it would be without the multeity of bigotry! life would seem a little off colour without racial stereotypes, sexually secondary without misogyny, dully dogmatic devoid of religious intolerance and just not butch enough were homophobia cut from existence as though they were societal tumors. be they what they may, all […]

…until you go right up into the ass of death…

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

the vaunted essay is an appeal to creativity and the injection of ego into creationism, while the multiple choice loosens personal responsibility for dogmatic inquisitions so that the probability of righteousness is naturally selected through the elimination of confounding elements, unless of course the distractors becomes ecumenical elucidations. applied to faith in an almighty, it […]

i’ll stay home forever where two & two always…

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

what is the “social conservative, economic liberal” but a political mullet trying to pass oneself off as a business man from the front and a party man from the back? the beauty of the human mind is to hold two completely contradictory principals as being true at the same time, the expression of which has […]

my country, ’tis of thee…

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

what were the pilgrims if not a rag-tag group of disobedient religious do-it-yourselfers? were the participants of the boston tea party anything more than unruly tax dodgers? can more be said about the so-called founding fathers than they were bourgeois burgermeisters seizing the opportunity as american fools to steal the king’s thorny crown of capital […]

you can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time…

Saturday, January 6th, 2007

is it a mere coincidence that the price of gasoline in the united states is now expected to fall with control of its congress in the hands of democrats? faith must be maintained in the natural laws of supply and demand of guns and butter that benevolently play out without the slightest interference from external […]

my mind is going…i can feel it…

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

what would a revival, pastoral or sermon be without television today? heretic! do not suggest a morally and spiritually enriching experience, for the modern day shepherd would not be able to tend his flock without a cathode ray crosier, nay you assimilate it! do you not believe that the all-knowing, all-powerful might of tv has […]