Archive for the 'canon' Category

god hates us all

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

clearly papal infallibility does not begin prior to holding the office…

never let them see you sweat…

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

he may not have brains, but it sure seems like he has balls. give the decider some credit for his uncompromising vision in his own infallibility. the united states has been too long without a monarch, an imperial presence and into that void steps he who will not be crossed. finally there is a return […]

my mind is going…i can feel it…

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

what would a revival, pastoral or sermon be without television today? heretic! do not suggest a morally and spiritually enriching experience, for the modern day shepherd would not be able to tend his flock without a cathode ray crosier, nay you assimilate it! do you not believe that the all-knowing, all-powerful might of tv has […]

toe to toe, dancing very slow…

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

perhaps it would be best if people weren’t encouraged towards the lord…in fact, perhaps promoting a decidedly non-judeo-christian tradition would more likely yield the rapturous results desired by true believers. it seems like vigilance from the watchtower awaiting the return of the king is counter-productive to experiencing a rapture considering scripture states “the day of […]

somewhere in a lonely hotel room there’s a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him…

Friday, August 4th, 2006

how fallacious to think that the totality of supremacy and omnipotence could be defined, refined and codified for ease of understanding. perhaps an exercise in dumbing down the supernatural while reducing the experiential to formula in order to simplify adoption or merely facilitate a vicarious spirituality, it’s a preposterous proposition that all between the alpha […]

have it your way

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

“god, guts and guns made this country. let’s keep all three.” the united states of america, where the myth of rugged individualism meets the protestant work ethic to produce a land of do-it-yourself religion. when no one else can smell what you’re cooking, come start your own nation, kill or convert some heathens and annually […]