Archive for the 'gravy train' Category

suffer the children to come unto me…

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

…unless they are cancerous. what a refreshingly honest stance to take that liber commercium and the pecunium it generates is earthly and wordly more important than life! astounding that by surrendering to la dolce vita one becomes so comforted in their station that ameliorating the suffering of a child is far too jarring to a […]

brother will kill brother…

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

“people, i just want to say, you know, can we all get along?“ unequivically the answer is “no” if a fraternal bond is shared between your guitarist and vocalist while happening to be a black crowe, oasis or kink. again there be a “nay” if your brothers bee gibb whereas the deleos and maddens carry […]

i don’t suppose it would help if I told them that I’m not homosexual…

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

is there anything more shameful than a disingenuous demagogue? certainly spinning the hoi polloi in circles with the threat of the dissimilar and ba-ba-ba barbarians is a time-honored tactic of manipulation, yet this hallowed fallacy’s virtue has become soiled through its insincere use. regardless of what idiot survives on the sustenance of dennis prager’s suppositions, […]

better to know nothing than half-know many things!

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

a virulent infection of the mind unceasingly plagues keith olbermann, commonly called megalomania yet frequently referred to by himself as bill o’reilly. it seems obvious he could not have been an actor, so its unclear how he wound up here and yet day after day he waits for the short bus to drop william off […]

baby, i’m a star

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

“well we’re big rock singers we got golden fingers and we’re loved everywhere we go we sing about beauty and we sing about truth at ten thousand dollars a show…” as the apotheosis of talentless hackery, the political pundit cum movie star is a beacon of fatuous demagoguery that the world’s citizenry are beholden to […]

no, ace. just you.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

is it to be believed that professor henry higgins has somehow transformed eliza blink-182 into a respectable musician? hardly…so who spiked delonge’s snapple? hasn’t anybody fessed up yet and let him know, “dude, it’s not you, it’s the drugs?” what else can account for the following grandiosity regarding his angels and airwaves: “[i’m] preparing the […]

i don’t know why she’s ridin’ so high…

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

a literary milestone courtesy of big jim industries so potent an expression that it necessitates a committal to the flesh, ftbsitttd a/k/a fuck the bullshit it’s time to throw down. certainly a worthy addition to the long line of respected acronyms, i.n.r.i., l.s.d and f.u.b.a.r, it’s not so succinct elegance erupts from flaccidity with a […]

i think i’m going to be sad…

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

if there were any doubt previously, it must surely be erased with the realization that the largest book club in the world was actuated by a syndicated daytime television talk show in the united states of america; it is clearly evident that all the insidious tools of influence are being levied at all levels to […]