Archive for the 'politburo' Category

the west is the best…

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

in a year of a republican tsunami, couldn’t there have been a glimmer of smoke that the future might be a whole lot kinder and hazier and maybe just a bit greener?

never let them see you sweat…

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

he may not have brains, but it sure seems like he has balls. give the decider some credit for his uncompromising vision in his own infallibility. the united states has been too long without a monarch, an imperial presence and into that void steps he who will not be crossed. finally there is a return […]

you can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time…

Saturday, January 6th, 2007

is it a mere coincidence that the price of gasoline in the united states is now expected to fall with control of its congress in the hands of democrats? faith must be maintained in the natural laws of supply and demand of guns and butter that benevolently play out without the slightest interference from external […]

i’m not here…

Saturday, December 30th, 2006

…this isn’t happening! what a vile end to a series of vility is the execution of the butcher of baghdad. guilty hands bath in blood and now we know you by the trail of your dead, but is justice served with the death of one for the crimes of numerous exculpable governments? was he not […]

i don’t suppose it would help if I told them that I’m not homosexual…

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

is there anything more shameful than a disingenuous demagogue? certainly spinning the hoi polloi in circles with the threat of the dissimilar and ba-ba-ba barbarians is a time-honored tactic of manipulation, yet this hallowed fallacy’s virtue has become soiled through its insincere use. regardless of what idiot survives on the sustenance of dennis prager’s suppositions, […]

2 + 2 = 5

Monday, November 20th, 2006

consider this point of reference and necessarily admiration must be conferred for the administration of the 43rd presidency of the united states for the relentless assertion of a weltanschauung that is undoubtedly contradicted by the facticity of existence. the world over the same type of activity repeats itself over and over again on a localized […]

i don’t see any method at all, sir…

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

let it no longer be said that the united states is part of the western world for a society’s criminal justice system reflects its weltanschauung and the good ol’ u.s of a. is obviously more culturally attuned to african and asian penal practices than the old world’s. minor aberrations of dogma aside such as the […]

life is refuted!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

when the understudy fucks up his line during the matinee performance, can he blame the lead for preventing him from perfecting his craft through featured performance? when the pinch runner is thrown out on a base running error, can the fault be he who did not allow him to get on base by his own […]

i hate illinois nazis…

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

“when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” a doughnut without a hole, a child conceived without spunk, day for night, and ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony so why not a ground war won with not boots on the ground but well-wishing and words? when one […]

let them eat…

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

what trying times! must this age be one of such great disingenuity? human rights and foreign policy? children and politics? environmentally-friendly and business? brains and beauty? which one of these doesn’t go with the other…perhaps all of them? this isn’t like bringing chocolate and peanut butter together but shit and brains. sure, have your cake […]