“religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. it is the opium of the people”
what can a dirty little german mind come up with next? nothing in comparison to american ingenuity! comrade karl must be turning in his grave with the bourgeois party [...]

as postulated by douglas adams, the planet earth is nothing more than a large computer entrusted with the task of discerning the question to the ultimate answer, “42″. if this is the case, it is clear the united states must be the central processing unit of the planet earth given its preponderance for reducing the [...]

can it be explained why a group would willingly come together to compete with others and label themselves knickerbockers? or why they would want to be associated with their sock color? what is the appeal of collectively being associated with a near-extinct native population, victims of cultural and ethnic genocide? does everybody secretly want to [...]

how often is this specious sentiment of the worker expressed:
“lo, if I were only able to do what i love…
silly worker, love is for nits. in all seriousness, most laborers and dole-dwellers are doing exactly what they love…biting the pillow as a bottom. as any animal kingdom documentary will show, there is always an alpha [...]

there is wisdom imparted in the statements of short men in high heels:
“bitch, u think u’re special? well so do I!”
blog, social networking site, message board…millions of people in anonymity or comical camouflage announcing “hear what it is I have to say!”, a boorish notion full of the conceit that something of value is being [...]