Archive for the 'vainglory' Category

never let them see you sweat…

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

he may not have brains, but it sure seems like he has balls. give the decider some credit for his uncompromising vision in his own infallibility. the united states has been too long without a monarch, an imperial presence and into that void steps he who will not be crossed. finally there is a return [...]

she’s got electric boots, a mohair suit…

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

barren from any serialized parchment and ink publications are ‘it’ and ‘you’ while ‘i’ and ‘us’ fruitfully multiple unchecked in the daily, weekly and monthly warrens. quaint in its naiveté, objectivity was at least a clever game of cat and mouse between columnist and audience in which purported empiricism purred forth waiting to catch unsuspecting [...]

ignorance is strength

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

“the screen is us and we’re t.v. “
an all too familiar tale, re-told and sold as something new and refreshing, a fresh take on a stale yarn that leaves a satisfied feeling of fellowship and opposition, an affirmation of the black and the white, and acumen in knowing how this storybook ending ends. alas, reality [...]

be for real…

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

can there be an any more amusing pop culture precept today than the idea of “keeping it real”? how is it “keeping it real” means being able to hold to two mutually exclusive lifestyles, such as street thug and bonvivant of expensive sparkling wines or celebuskank and undefiled? keeping it real amongst breast augmentation, elective [...]

’cause I can turn on anyone just like I turned on you…

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

with ease a blind eye can be turned from the polluting effects of the entertainment industry, often with its gaze falling to the recycling efforts of said industry: infotainment. as though the world with all it’s daily events simply amounts to a never ending cycle of slow news days and the joy of mindless mesmerization [...]

all the boys think she’s a spy…

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

wigs and weaves…an exceptional artifice whose mainstream proliferation not so conspicuously disguises the socialized deficiencies engendered in today’s modern woman. just as there is a causal correlation between body fat and breast size, so too must it be acknowledged that to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, ad hoc the dearth of [...]

you raise the blade, you make the change…

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

“look people, you heard it on the radio,you seen it on the tv show!”
socialized dissatisfaction…as if the human condition weren’t enough, anomie must be marketed. so what’s the salve to sooth…why playing artist with oneself, naturally! as if rubbing mercury and the distilled essence of animalia weren’t enough, the forms of the divine and omnipotent [...]

baby, i’m a star

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

“well we’re big rock singers
we got golden fingers
and we’re loved everywhere we go
we sing about beauty and we sing about truth
at ten thousand dollars a show…”

as the apotheosis of talentless hackery, the political pundit cum movie star is a beacon of fatuous demagoguery that the world’s citizenry are beholden to so as to ease the [...]

oh, you have empty eyes!

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

what lonely vapid schleps are we that instantly express a truncated code of text so cloyingly described as a “message”, socially climbing atop our virtual communities by conspicuously consuming “friends” and logging our inanity for commentary. could societal anomie be any less evident than in our technology?
“if jesus were alive today, he’d never stop throwing [...]

give me convenience or give me death

Monday, April 24th, 2006

oh donatello, the fiddles fiddling! remember the proverbial good ol’ days when expressing your craziness meant a political assassination? jack and martin and robert all took one for the team while wallace, ford and reagan suffered the ignominity of being the bulleyes of bad eyes. you still get an occasional crazy across the pond killing [...]