a jumped up pantry boy…

June 11th, 2013

watchis it really that surprising government and business are working together against the interests of the citizenry in the name of the citizenry? no more surprising that another member of the tween generation can’t simply keep their mouth shut and do their job without making it all about them. if you don’t know want to know what is in the sausage, it’s best to not see how it’s being made let alone getting a job at the slaughterhouse. regardless if you want privacy in the digital age, you have to live an analog life.

the only band that mattered…redux

December 7th, 2012

spinnot since tecumseh left the city in ruins has the city of atlanta generated the necessary energies to produce gentlemen that like smoke and lighting and make heavy metal thunder.

harold and the purple crayon

August 26th, 2012

interestingat this time it must be acknowledged that harry’s hobbies coupled with his sense of fashion have produced what must be termed another most interesting man in the world

i got an idea of something we can do with a…

August 15th, 2012

gunso it is perfectly reasonable to assume citizens are incapable of harming themselves or others through their use of buckyballs but they are responsible enough to own and use assault weapons? perhaps if buckyballs were marketed as ammunition the constitutional protection afforded by the 2nd amendment could be invoked to protect the rights of unstable citizens to buy, stockpile and use their buckyballs as the founding fathers saw fit to overthrow a tyrannical government…but until that time, citizenry will content itself with overthrowing the tyranny of hoodie wearers, movie goers and neighbors with firearms.

if you die when no one’s watching…

April 6th, 2012

the light houseon good friday, devoted and gun toting christians who have already snapped up firearms and ammo in preparation for the zombie apocalypse can fill their chapels, churches and stadiums in preparation for the annual commemoration of the three day death and forty day post mortem romp of what must be termed the only instance of a widely held belief of reanimation in the strictly lovecraftian sense, which begets the question, would a resurrected man shoot zombies?

death, hear me call your name…

March 20th, 2012

badgeoh what a day it is for democracy and the rule of law when an encouragement to the citizenry to shoot one another is at last legislated to numbingly obvious results…

“shelter me from the powder and the finger
cover me with the thought that pulled the trigger
think of me as one you’d never figured
would fade away so young
with so much left undone”

the future’s so bright i gotta wear shades…

March 20th, 2012

to dustnothing quite says 21st century american pop culture like dystopian future teenage literature…

as american as…

February 10th, 2012

bakedremember the good old days when the reason for killing someone involved something important like cheerleading and not a virtual personal ostracization? an’ a good old a fashioned what the fuck to ‘defriending’…

all the lonely people…

February 10th, 2012

eyeimagine the depths of solitude one must experience to resort to a lonely appeal to a camera in search of something to lend an ear…er rather lens to their troubles.

watch your shit fall like rome…

August 2nd, 2011

bye
it’s a bird…not it’s a plane…it’s super congress! able to stop freedom in a single bound! the finances of the country reflect a banana republic so why shouldn’t the government as well?

a military industrial
illusion of democracy