Archive for the 'cathode ray' Category

i’ve never heard so much shit in all my life!

Friday, December 20th, 2013

you know about the blues…oh wait…riiiight it’s clear you don’t know a thing about what you’re talking about. must be that time of year because apparently the implication from these trenchant insights is that parents the world over miraculously change race every christmas to deliver the goods…c’mon, really, what color is the cough, cough santa […]

suffer the children to come unto me…

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

…unless they are cancerous. what a refreshingly honest stance to take that liber commercium and the pecunium it generates is earthly and wordly more important than life! astounding that by surrendering to la dolce vita one becomes so comforted in their station that ameliorating the suffering of a child is far too jarring to a […]


Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

the only thing lost is all your time…

fuck all that we’ve got to get on with these…

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

what happened to the beheading of kidnapped infidels? focus group feedback and market research produce the conclusion that cutting off heads doesn’t yield the results and desired effects it once used to? is it that a back to basics flaying that’s truly in order? has decades of debased entertainment and mindless violence finally desensitized to […]

my mind is going…i can feel it…

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

what would a revival, pastoral or sermon be without television today? heretic! do not suggest a morally and spiritually enriching experience, for the modern day shepherd would not be able to tend his flock without a cathode ray crosier, nay you assimilate it! do you not believe that the all-knowing, all-powerful might of tv has […]

my head is like lettuce…

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

how is it that two body mechanics humping is construed as entertainment? could it lie in the likelihood that two avaricious and attractive persons could profusely couple despite pronounced god complexes is so remote? is the amusement in fantasizing that physicians are intelligent, exponentially altering the enumeration of the formula cupid and cupidity? certainly there’s […]

better to know nothing than half-know many things!

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

a virulent infection of the mind unceasingly plagues keith olbermann, commonly called megalomania yet frequently referred to by himself as bill o’reilly. it seems obvious he could not have been an actor, so its unclear how he wound up here and yet day after day he waits for the short bus to drop william off […]

i’m a yankee doodle dandy…

Sunday, July 23rd, 2006

why is it that it has become an imperative that televised talent shows broadcast in the united states must include a judge speaking with a british accent? why is it that it has become an imperative that british foreign policy be subservient to the united states? is the former passive aggression because of the later? […]