Archive for the 'creationism' Category

if you die when no one’s watching…

Friday, April 6th, 2012

on good friday, devoted and gun toting christians who have already snapped up firearms and ammo in preparation for the zombie apocalypse can fill their chapels, churches and stadiums in preparation for the annual commemoration of the three day death and forty day post mortem romp of what must be termed the only instance of […]

chopper, sic balls!

Friday, August 31st, 2007

of the fields of human mastery, martial prowess, sexual prowess, political acumen, superior intelligence, unrivaled beauty, exists the farce of human artistry known as being a hipster. me as art is as vacant as what is considered art, a histronic endeavor to aggrandize what is not noteworthy. there is no irony, creation or stimulation, just […]

ceci n’est pas une pipe

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

man and himself expressed for himself, about himself and made into an artifact for his pleasure rightly is called art. a paleolithic frank scrawling a record of experience on a cave wall so as to stop time and space for himself is genuinely artistic whereas the claptrap of the historically defined artist is nothing more […]