booze maybe recession proof, but will restaurants and bars survive a pandemic in which the sense of smell is sacrificed for the flavor of food? but if you dig on vegan food well come over to my work i’ll have them cook you something that you’ll really love… whoa, woo!

until recently, the people had had enough of new york because the last time something so unpredicted occurred, the people rejected a learned new york lawyer as well. the people subsequently didn’t go for the intellectual in preference for the war hero who had a few ideas of his own that he thought pertinent to […]

rand paul must be one kinky fetishista if he thinks “sexually transmitted disease” when he hears about ebola’s bodily fluids. “oh there ain’t no other way baby I was born this way baby I was born this way…”

apparently asperger’s syndrome is now the affluent euphemism for totally fucking crazy; clearly keeping up with the jones and societal appearances doesn’t lend itself to stigmatizing labels such as schizophrenic or antisocial but must the weirdos of the world that propel the other 99.7 forward of the bell be yoked to the east coast and […]

you know about the blues…oh wait…riiiight it’s clear you don’t know a thing about what you’re talking about. must be that time of year because apparently the implication from these trenchant insights is that parents the world over miraculously change race every christmas to deliver the goods…c’mon, really, what color is the cough, cough santa […]

what happens at bunga bunga parties does not stay at bunga bunga parties… “touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me i wanna be dirty thrill me, chill me, fulfill me creature of the night”

is it really that surprising government and business are working together against the interests of the citizenry in the name of the citizenry? no more surprising that another member of the tween generation can’t simply keep their mouth shut and do their job without making it all about them. if you don’t know want to […]

so it is perfectly reasonable to assume citizens are incapable of harming themselves or others through their use of buckyballs but they are responsible enough to own and use assault weapons? perhaps if buckyballs were marketed as ammunition the constitutional protection afforded by the 2nd amendment could be invoked to protect the rights of unstable […]

oh what a day it is for democracy and the rule of law when an encouragement to the citizenry to shoot one another is at last legislated to numbingly obvious results… “shelter me from the powder and the finger cover me with the thought that pulled the trigger think of me as one you’d never […]

remember the good old days when the reason for killing someone involved something important like cheerleading and not a virtual personal ostracization? an’ a good old a fashioned what the fuck to ‘defriending’…