Archive for the 'raison d’etre' Category

all the lonely people…

Friday, February 10th, 2012

imagine the depths of solitude one must experience to resort to a lonely appeal to a camera in search of something to lend an ear…er rather lens to their troubles.

watch your shit fall like rome…

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

it’s a bird…not it’s a plane…it’s super congress! able to stop freedom in a single bound! the finances of the country reflect a banana republic so why shouldn’t the government as well? a military industrial illusion of democracy

some insects called the human race…

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

“i’d like to share a revelation that i’ve had during my time here. it came to me when i tried to classify your species, and i realised that humans are not actually mammals. every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. instead you multiply, […]

i’m king of the world!

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

a james cameron movie is in it’s essence a porno: nothing but a fantastic look, unrealistic action and the thinnest of plots to get to the money shot.

whatever happened to baby jane?

Friday, October 16th, 2009

finally it has been said aloud what has been apparent for years by an authority of the body no less, one of chicago’s finest, roger ebert: ” i am happy to say it brings back an element sadly missing in recent movies, gratuitous nudity. sexy women would ‘happen’ to be topless in the 1970s movies […]

mom met dad in the back of a rock and roll car…

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

after all is said and done, a final request remains to be completed, a task to finish off what has been started, the coupe de grace to the day and a simple entreaty to make it all worthwhile: “put your fingers up my ass, are you deaf?”

i’ve got the cure you’re thinkin’ of…

Monday, August 31st, 2009

while novel in it’s label, the notion of a “death panel” is hardly the concept du jour the extreme would have you believe. for years now the american medical industrial complex has operated quite successfully a variety of death panels offering a multitude of denied claims and final solutions under the palatable moniker “health maintenance […]

chopper, sic balls!

Friday, August 31st, 2007

of the fields of human mastery, martial prowess, sexual prowess, political acumen, superior intelligence, unrivaled beauty, exists the farce of human artistry known as being a hipster. me as art is as vacant as what is considered art, a histronic endeavor to aggrandize what is not noteworthy. there is no irony, creation or stimulation, just […]

no thanks hollywood, i ain’t in to that…

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

is not the term “movie” an antiquated and witless relic of a less kinetic time? what of substance can be said of the annual gladiatorial game of motion picture performance colloquially known as the oscars? nothing, for that which lacks substance cannot be accounted for with substance any more than art can compete. nonetheless why […]

my country, ’tis of thee…

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

what were the pilgrims if not a rag-tag group of disobedient religious do-it-yourselfers? were the participants of the boston tea party anything more than unruly tax dodgers? can more be said about the so-called founding fathers than they were bourgeois burgermeisters seizing the opportunity as american fools to steal the king’s thorny crown of capital […]